OK, maybe, just maybe, it's time to start this up again. I make no guarantees about the regularity of updates and I definitely make no promises with regards to the quality of anything written here, but it might be time to go back into the breach once more. In the coming weeks, I'll fix up the template, add more links, and maybe even post an update or two. In the meantime, here's a compilation of the best of the Vitamin B Glandular Show. Don't read the other entries, they suck.

A tribute to Dan Rather.
The lost recordings of James Brown.
Rejected band names and movie titles.
A review of the 1970s Christmas special "The Life and Times of Santa Claus."
William Carlos Williams: great poet, lousy roommate.
An appeal from the New Hope Children's Fund.
John Philip Sousa's lesser known marches.
How Charlie Kaufman ripped me off.
A dispatch from the high pressure world of office equipment sales.
A retrospective of the career of 1970s Saturday morning TV PSA icon Timer.
The aftermath of the Janet Jackson Super Bowl scandal.
The concession speech from my failed 2004 presidential bid.
Hank Williams, Jr. on football preparedness.
The Paris Hilton - Saddam Hussein sex tape (the entry responsible for 90% of the hits to this blog)
Scenes from the Reagan miniseries.
An excerpt from my hardboiled crime novel about the rough and tumble world of accounting.
Labour Party rap.
Madison Avenue Babylon.
Remember that California governor's election? Man, that was crazy.
Behind the scenes at the Kansas City Star newsroom.
Classic movies summarized by the New York Post.
The Connecticut School of Singer/Songwriters.
Rejected television pilots.
Snappy answers to stupid church signs.
Hair metal haiku.
McGriddles, man. McGriddles.
The Vitamin B Glandular Show Corporate Retreat and Muffin Bakeoff.
More stuff you can expect to find in this blog. (Not really.)