Thursday, May 01, 2003

This blog will be on hiatus for the next week while the author fails the CPA exam. Here are some exciting features in the works that will debut after I return:

- clever observations about airplane food, the differences between men and women, and why white people are so stiff and uptight

- the long awaited conclusion to the “Ed Gein Joins the Cast of ‘Trading Spaces’” sketch

- political commentary guaranteed to reinforce your preexisting opinions and stimulate no original thought or insightful debate

- a complete guide to which C-list celebrities are gay and straight (hint: huge shocker about Britt Ekland)

- excerpts from my one man show, Lovers Lane, about the tempestuous love life of pro bowling legend Earl Anthony

- a full listing of all the plot holes in the Nancy Drew mystery novels

- full frontal nudity

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