Additional ways to leave your lover (left out of the song due to time constraints):

- Say “it’s not you, it’s me,” Dee.

- Tell her you need your space, Trace.

- Run off with her sister, mister.

- Take I-70 till it reaches the 487 split, then get on Rosedale Parkway for seven miles, take exit 74, and turn right at the third stop sign, Ryan.

- Throw up at her dinner party, Marty.

- Ask to wear her underwear, Blair.

- Ask the priest to get an annullment, Trent

- Tell the caterer to cancel, Ansel.

- Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.