Oh, I guess it's Easter or something, so I should post something about that. I don't get any time off of work for Easter and I'm not religious, so it doesn't mean anything to me. Plus, Easter candy sucks. Those Cadbury eggs are just too sickly sweet, and I'm convinced that marshmallow Peeps are one of those things that people don't really like but eat just because they're expected to for the holidays, like eggnog or cranberry sauce. Peeps are one step above circus peanuts on the candy food chain.
So there you go, a refutation of a religious holiday based on candy quality and my own personal whims. Next week - why Passover is overrated, and a four part diatribe on why Ramayan Week bites it hard.