Best cliches I use on a regular basis:
- Their early stuff was better.
- Yeah, you’ve got to read the foreign papers to find out what’s really going on in this country.
- I can't stand most Hollywood movies. They're all too predictable and unoriginal.
- (tie) Existence is a cold, pitiless void, with the sole redeeming factor being our individual mortality / You should really try the pie here.
- No, I don't mind staying late to work. (editor's note: this is a lie)
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- I can't feel anything below my knees.
- Chain restaurants are homogenous and bland. Locally owned restaurants are always better.
- Bush is a dickhead.
- We live as we dream, alone.