Today is a momentous day in world history. For today, the greatest publication mankind has ever known has launched its first issue. Yes, the long awaited first issue of The High Hat is finally here. Check it out - a murderer's row of smart, funny writers, slick-as-all-get-out visual design from Lee Caulfield, the definitive slam of that godawful "God Bless the USA"...what more could you want? I'd be saying this even if I didn't have an article in this issue. So read it today, and when historians are calling the early 2000's "the era of the High Hat," you can say you were one of the first onboard.