Oh, man, greatest spam e-mail text ever:

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Hey baby wanna let me start laughing with your organ? the town are holding the flashlight? finally!
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I wonder if the rock was rancid
wtf! the cup of coffee was crying with the hairy store! the shopping cart are Canadian
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Although I'm also fond of this one from a couple weeks back:

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