This blog is on temporary hiatus while the author undergoes a one-third life crisis. I hope to resurrect this thing eventually for our devoted readership (OK, a handful of people googling for "paris hilton saddam video"), but for now it'll have to slide into dormancy while some shit gets straightened out. Thanks to anyone who took the time to read any of the 45, 018 words (wow, has it really been that many? only felt like 35,000 or so) I have spewed out into the ether in the past year and a half.