Blogger was down most of today, which is probably a good thing in my case as it spared the world another embittered liberal rantfest. (My 3,000 word essay, "The Voters of Missouri: Slackjawed Clinically Retarded Morons or Scabies-Riddled Pigfelching Degenerates?" will have to go unread.)

So, anyway, any of our overseas readers in need of a manservant? A poolboy? Someone to do errands and sleep in a corner of your storage closet? I'm not in a position to be picky here, people.